Boy: John Lennon, can I have your autograph?
Boy: I got to shake your hand, man! What’s up, man? I can’t believe I met you. I swear to God. When are the Beatles getting back together?
Boy: You’re full of it. When are you getting back together? I love your album. I like your blue album.
Boy 2: Hey, who’s that guy?
Boy: John Lennon, from the Beatles. I can’t believe it!